Oct 31
When the snail that had been run over by a turtle woke up in the recovery room, the first thing he said was, “Never saw him coming!” (This will slowly sneak up on you.)
Oct 30
So, just what DID the snail say as he rode on the back of the turtle?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is just a weeee bit funny.)
Oct 30
For those of you that consider yourselves knowledgeable of Scripture. Where was Solomon’s Temple located?
On the side of his head, just like your temple. (My, my, sometimes I really wonder about you.)
Oct 28
Since I retired from the Air Force I’ve had several people that have asked me if I got a commission when I was in. I tell them all the same thing; I received NO commissions, just straight salary : )
Oct 28
A man enters his doctor’s office with a carrot sticking out of one ear, a stick of celery sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of each nostril. The doctor stops him in his tracks and says, “I can tell you what’s wrong with you already; you’re not eating right!!!
Oct 27
What did the Grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing - — he just let out a little whine. (Come on, you know it’s cute.)
Oct 26
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
If you don’t laugh at this, it’s going to eat at you all day : )
Oct 25
Have you heard about the cat that ate the cheese and sat by the mouse-hole with “baited breath”?
Oct 25
I’ve just sent my registration off to the Phoenix Table Tennis Club to enter the Valley of the Sun Open, December 6-7, 2008. I’ll be playing in the Over 60 Singles Round Robin, Rated Singles U-1300, and U-3200 Doubles. I do not have a doubles partner, but the tournament director said he’d find me one.
I’m really looking forward to this tournament, as it’s not just the geriatrics (they will be the minority), but a lot of young good players. I plan on taking lots of pictures and watching some excellent matches.