Jan 01
This program is the fifth program in a series that addresses the topic of whether the Creation Account of the Book of Genesis can be harmonized with the philosophy of Evolution.
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Jan 01
So, just what DO you call Santa’s little helpers?
Why Subordinate Clauses, of course!! : )
Dec 17
I received this from Sam & Jean. Sam is the President of the Tri-City Table Tennis Club of Arizona, of which I’m a member. Jean is a super organizer, which is great for our club activities. Here it is, although it’s a little foul:
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers and prospered.
Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who
lived far away in another city.
The first said, ‘I had a big house built for Mama.’
The second said, ‘I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in
the house.’
The third said, ‘I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to
her.’
The fourth said, ‘You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you
know she can’t read anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this
preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took
twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a
year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name
the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.’
The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.
She wrote: ‘ Milton , the house you built is so huge I live in only
one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.’
‘Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks.’
‘Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it
could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing
and I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just
the same.’
‘Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give
a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.’
Luv ya,
Mama
Dec 16
Dr. to patient: “Miss Jones, you have acute appendicitis.” Response: “Well doctor, I think you’re kind of cute too!”
(I feel like a real cut-up sharing this one)
Dec 16
This program is the fourth program in a series that addresses the topic of whether the Creation Account of the Book of Genesis can be harmonized with the philosophy of Evolution.
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Dec 13
So, just exactly what DO you call a Bumble Bee with a speech impediment?
Why a Mumble Bee of course! (I know you’d just love to tell me to buzz off)
Dec 09
Debbie and I have really enjoyed out Tuesday night home Bible study. Here are a couple group pictures. Simply click on a picture to enlarge it. Unfortunately not everyone in the group was able to be present for this picture.
Dec 09
Nothing looks much sharper and official that a well-dressed police officer, but unfortunately there are those police officers that do not look sharp; they’re called “plain-clothesmen”. (I wanted to cop out on this one, but I didn’t think it was THAT bad)
Dec 02
I just received a call from a man I played at the 2008 Games. He’s from Viet Nam and has just moved to Sandy, Utah, about four hours from where the Games are held in St. George. He and I are teaming up for the double venue in the 2009 Games. His name is Kied Bo, I do not know his wife’s name at this time. Here are a few pictures from the 2008 Games.
Dec 02
This program is the third program in a series that addresses the topic of whether the Creation Account of the Book of Genesis can be harmonized with the philosophy of Evolution.
Note: There is no Program #50.
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